The Competition

Cappadocia Turkey

Love Valley is a famous valley in in Cappadocia Turkey for its amazing rock formations. These massive multi-story-high formations are gigantic and is a popular place with lovebirds for marriage proposals.

YangYuan Rock, China

YangYuan Rock is located within Danxia Mountain in Guangdong Province. This stone is also known as the “largest penis structure in the world”. The stone is 28 meters high and 7 meters in diameter.

Image from https://dontstopliving.net/

Penis Rock, Hong Kong

This super interesting rock formation is just 1.5 hours of hiking away from my house. It is located at Nui Po Shan hill in Shatin.

Arches National Park US

Arches National Park is a spectacular park in the US with thousands of unique red rocks formations. The one on the left is the most “penis” lookalike.

The Winning Criteria

The search for the world’s best looking penis shaped rock is a serious contest, and I do not take this contest lightly. In fact, I spent many hours pouring over the internet looking for any similarly shaped rocks before deciding on the participating rocks for the contest. I can say with incredible confidence that the images above are the world’s top 4 best looking “Penis” rocks.

But before we go any further, we have to be very clear on the definition of “best looking”. For me, the key criteria is that it must look like the real thing. Once you have a glimpse of it, only one image will appear in your mind. Other than this, the winning rock should feature the following specifications:

• The rock must look like the real thing
• The size does not really matter, but it must be bigger than the real one
• The color is not important

The Deliberation

After scrutinizing all 4 rocks for a much too significant amount of time, I have made my decision.

Now, since I have only seen and touched the “Penis” rock near my home, you must think that I am biased. Well, you are correct in that I am biased towards my rock. The only reason I am writing this blog is because I am impossibly excited about finding a “Penis” rock so close to my home.

I have to admit that the “Penis” rock in Nui Po Shan Shatin is only the second best looking Penis rock in the world. The winner, with much hesitation and deliberation, has to be the YangYuan Rock from China. It is more refined compared to the other 3 rocks, so much so that it does not even look like a rock. Even the curvature at the tip of this rock is similar to a real one.

The Award Goes To….

However, I have discovered that many experts have already claimed that YangYuan rock is the “largest penis structure in the world”. Since the YangYuan rock has already claimed a title, it does not makes sense to offer the rock another title. Therefore, I have decided that my rock in Shatin is the World’s Best Looking Penis Shaped Rock.

If you disagree with my decision, you can message me your reasoning for why another rock should have taken the title of being the best looking “Penis” shaped rock. Even better, if you known of another rock, do send in an image to me. If the rock meets the criteria of looking just like the real thing, I will add your rock into the gallery, and if your rock meets the winning conditions even more so than the Nui Po Shan rock, then the title will be transferred!

The hiking guide to “Penis” shaped rock in Shatin is coming soon